Narration: How the Whale got his throat

TITLE: How the Whale got his throat
AUTHOR: Rudyard Kipling

NARRATION: The whale ate all the fish and the dish and the kish and the bish and the vish and the hish and there was no more fish left except for one tiny little fish called the Stute fish. And the whale said "I'M HUNGRY!" And then the little fishy said "Have you ever tasted man?" And the whale said, "NO!"

The whale asked "HOW DO THEY TASTE?" The little fish said they taste chubby and nubby. And the whale said, "FETCH ME SOME." The little fish said, "Go to 4 east west and 5 east 10th street." And the whale swam as fast as he could to 4 east west and 5 east 10th street. And he found there as the fish had said a man in the middle of the sea on a raft wearing a pair of blue pants with a pair of suspenders. And there he gobbled the man up in one gulp, he sucked up the sea.

In the whale's stomach the man danced and pranced and manced and tanced and wanced and danced until the whale go the hiccups. *hiccup [sound effect here]* The whale said,"STOP IT", but the man said, "No I will not until you take me home."

So the whale swam to the sailor's home. And then the man jumped out and went home. But before he did that he took his knife and cut his raft and made a grate and tied it with his suspenders and clipped it on to the whale's throat. So from then on, the whale did not eat anything but tiny fish. The end.

REVIEW: I thought this story was very silly because suspenders are not water-proof and they would fall apart when they touched water. The end of my review. I liked the fishy part of the story and the other parts I did not get at all.