The solar system

Millions and millions and millions of years ago the Earth formed. The yolk of the Earth is melted metal. I mean, iron. And the part closing around the yolk is hard rock, and above that is some more rock and above that was rock. And it was all volcanoes and meteors. This is when the Earth was formed. The volcanoes turned into water and it rained and rained for years, forming the seas. and that's how our planet was formed.

Our solar system is the Milky Way, because it looks so milky. The Milky Way is a bunch of stars. There was an explosion that formed the Earth like I just talked about. It was the Big Bang. And Sol is, well I believe that Sol is the god of all the planets. And just to let you know Sol is the name of the sun.

And that's all I say about for now. From me.

My teachers

I have been having a good time at school with Mommy. Mommy is my new teacher and Daddy is my science teacher. Mommy has been a very good teacher but Daddy has been teaching me barely any science. So mommy has been becoming my science and regular teacher. That's mostly what's been going on the past few days. That's all I'm going to write about in my blog today. Maybe I'll write some more later today, or some other time. Bye, from me and the blog.

Narration: Belling the cat

AUTHOR: Aesop

One day, there was a family of mice. And they had a meeting. How would they get away from their enemy the cat? One young mouse said, "I have a good idea. It's simple and I know it will be a very good one. All we have to do is tie a bell around the cat and then the bell will ring whenever the cat is coming." But then one old mouse said, "That's a very good idea, but who will bell the cat?"

REVIEW: This is my opinion, that it's easy to say "I'm going to do it", but it might be harder to do it.

Paleontology

I would like to be a paleontologist because I like dinosaurs. They are big and funny and nice. Paleontologists are the best experts on finding dinosaur bones. They sketch it and take pictures of it so they know how it fits together. Fossils give good clues to how it was in the old days. They can learn how the dinosaurs walk from footprints. They can learn if they walk like this [walks with feet together] or like this [walks with feet spread apart]. They can learn if dinosaurs lived together in a group or as one single. They can learn what dinosaurs eat from their droppings and many other things.

Narration: Anansi and the moss-covered rock

TITLE: Anansi and the moss-covered rock
AUTHOR: Traditional African fable

Once upon a time there was a spider named Anansi who was a famous spider. And as he walked along the path he wished he had some food. He said to himself, "I wish I had some food. I wish I had some food. I wish I had some food." Anansi saw something in the middle of the path. Was it food? No, it was just a rock. When Anansi looked at it closer he saw it was a moss-covered rock. And Anansi said "What a strange rock!" and fell asleep. And he slept for a long long time and woke up and said "What a strange rock!" and fell asleep again. And again, and again, and again. And then he said, "What a.....hold it! This must be a magic rock!"

And then he went to Jaguar's house and said, "Let's take a walk because I want to show you a real cool thing." He took Jaguar out and showed him the rock. And the Jaguar said "What a strange rock!" and he fell right asleep. And then Anansi stole all his bananas.

Anansi played the same trick on Monkey, and Bullfrog, and Chipmunk and all the other forest animals. But little Bush Deer was hiding in the bushes and watching him. He followed Anansi to the rock and Anansi couldn't help playing the trick on Bush Deer.

He knocked on Bush Deer's door and said, "I want to show you something real cool." So Bush Deer followed him to the rock. And Bush Deer said, "What is that thing, Anansi?" Anansi said, "No, that's not what you're supposed to say!"

Bush Deer said, "What am I supposed to say?" "You know, that thing," said Anansi. And Bush Deer said, "Ok, if it makes you happy, Anansi. You know, that thing."

"No, not that! You're supposed to say What a you know you know."

"Okay, if you say so. What a you know you know."

"No!" And Anansi stomped his feet and said, "You're supposed to say What a strange rock!" and he fell right asleep. And all the animals got their food back. The end.

REVIEW: This story is spider-like. That is what I think of it. Spider-like means that it sounds just like a spider's telling it to you. I think it's a little too spider-like, and I don't like spiders so I didn't like it. I think Anansi was a little too greedy and if he takes everybody's food he'll get fat. It's also spider-funny-like. That's the end of my review. The end.

Nature Study: Daddy Longlegs

Daddy longlegs eat a lot of stuff. They eat tons of bugs, kind of just like frogs, bread and butter. And some of them have small bodies with long legs and others have big bodies with shorter legs and the small body ones are the males.

The shape of spider bodies are very different because spiders have two parts, and daddy longlegs have one part. Spiders have eight eyes and daddy longlegs have two eyes.

Daddy longlegs' legs can come out very easily. And if you look at one carefully, you'll see little spots of white on its legs. I don't know what it is but I think it's just a part of them.

I think Daddy longlegs are kind of cute and good for pets. If you have pets that don't bite and are animals and you can feed them human food, you can keep them as pets. Some of them have 13 legs, others have 12. This one has eight legs. And it's a boy. I'm not going to keep it as a pet because it will want to go back to its wife, if it has a wife, and babies.

Narration: How the Whale got his throat

TITLE: How the Whale got his throat
AUTHOR: Rudyard Kipling

NARRATION: The whale ate all the fish and the dish and the kish and the bish and the vish and the hish and there was no more fish left except for one tiny little fish called the Stute fish. And the whale said "I'M HUNGRY!" And then the little fishy said "Have you ever tasted man?" And the whale said, "NO!"

The whale asked "HOW DO THEY TASTE?" The little fish said they taste chubby and nubby. And the whale said, "FETCH ME SOME." The little fish said, "Go to 4 east west and 5 east 10th street." And the whale swam as fast as he could to 4 east west and 5 east 10th street. And he found there as the fish had said a man in the middle of the sea on a raft wearing a pair of blue pants with a pair of suspenders. And there he gobbled the man up in one gulp, he sucked up the sea.

In the whale's stomach the man danced and pranced and manced and tanced and wanced and danced until the whale go the hiccups. *hiccup [sound effect here]* The whale said,"STOP IT", but the man said, "No I will not until you take me home."

So the whale swam to the sailor's home. And then the man jumped out and went home. But before he did that he took his knife and cut his raft and made a grate and tied it with his suspenders and clipped it on to the whale's throat. So from then on, the whale did not eat anything but tiny fish. The end.

REVIEW: I thought this story was very silly because suspenders are not water-proof and they would fall apart when they touched water. The end of my review. I liked the fishy part of the story and the other parts I did not get at all.